I have been eating a lot, almost everything in sight. My husband came home one day and mistook me to be a walrus. I tried talking to him. But how could I with all the food in my mouth? He thinks I ate his wife. “I am your wife” I growled at him.
He has decided to donate me to the zoo.
He is lazy. He wont do that for a few years. In the mean time does anyone know a dentist.
I have these two huge canines that need some attention…